Wednesday, 24 July 2013

Bias in the Scottish media


If the media in this country is to be believed, an independent Scotland will be a friendless, incompetent, struggling nation with a pot full of useless oil.

The referendum on Scottish independence will ultimately decide the future of the Union, and whether or not Scotland will become an independent nation.

As this is Scotland’s biggest political decision in 300 years, the press coverage has been extensive and sometimes excessive.

The campaign for an independent Scotland was launched on May 25 2012 by the Scottish National Party (SNP) and its leader Alex Salmond. This gave the opposing campaigns - the Yes campaign and Better Together – approximately 28 months to battle it out to win the votes of the Scottish public.

Many people already know how they will vote. But there are still a large number of people who are undecided. These people often get placed into the category of a ‘No’ vote, but I will go into that in more detail later.

Those who are still undecided will rely on the media to inform them and expect the portrayed facts to be balanced, whether in the newspapers they read, or the news programmes they watch.

That being the case, the points that the media put across to the public should be factually accurate and presented in a way that allows people to make their own decision.

But is this happening?

The media will play a vital role in this referendum yet they are often accused of not being impartial.

A recent example of this can be found in the newspaper, The Scotsman.

On Monday 3 June, their front page has the headline, “80% of young Scots snub independence”. When you read the story, it states that only 60% are actually opposed to Scotland leaving the UK, and 20% are undecided. The word ‘snub’ used in the headline is therefore inaccurate and used to suggest that those 20% indeterminate voters are voting no.  Is this fair and balanced?

Political editor of the Scottish Sun newspaper, Andrew Nicoll, believes newspapers publish these polls to ‘flatter their readers.’

“People buy newspapers to see themselves reflected. In some cases this is blatant bias and I don't think it’s a coincidence that the people writing the most virulent stuff are not Scottish.

“Some people make no secret of the fact that they have a mission and, if that's what they get paid to do, then that's their job. I have a rather more old fashioned view of the role of a journalist, so until I'm told to do something else, I will try to tread a middle path, pointing out failures on both sides.”

Nicoll also feels the media isn’t playing all that much of a role in the campaign just now, in reference to those undecided voters.

“Nobody is listening. People who have not yet made an unshakeable decision won't give it a thought for another year. If a killer argument has been deployed, so far I haven't seen it. The main theme in the whole thing so far is that, whether by accident or design, the SNP government has found itself in a position whereby SNP policy = independence = SNP policy and the gaps in SNP policy, their lack of homework, have been allowed to undermine the idea of independence.”

Another criticism of the media coverage in newspapers and the BBC is the use of the word ‘warn’, or ‘warning’.

When used to describe someone else's statement or comment, it implies that the person speaking agrees with it.

The BBC often, when describing someone’s opinion, uses the word “warning.”

There have been several occasion on the BBC where the words “Scottish independence” and “Warning” go together. Here are a few examples to back up that point.

“Scottish independence: Pension shortfall warning"
“UK Treasury warning that an SNP plan for a currency union after independence”
“Scottish independence: Warning over ‘weakened military’”
“Scottish independence: ‘Havoc’ warning from pensions firm”
“Scottish independence: Luxembourg warns against ‘going separate ways’”
“Scottish independence: Barroso warning  on EU membership”
“Scottish independence: Michael Moore issues warning over vote question”
“Scottish independence: ‘Border checks’ warning from home secretary”

You get the point. Is this tactical scaremongering from the BBC?

By contrast, however, it’s almost impossible find a BBC headline that positively promotes independence. You will look in vain for headlines that say “Yes campaign says independent Scotland will be eighth richest country in the world” or “Official GERS report shows Scotland’s public finances much healthier than those of the UK”. Such headlines, it seems, do not exist. Reporting Scotland is rarely, if ever led by a positive story about independence, but it is often led by negative ones.

David Ross, a representative from Better Together doesn’t buy this and believes the coverage thus far has been “fair and balanced.”

“I strongly disagree that there has been a pro-Union bias in the newspapers. In the 2011 Scottish Parliament election, which was only two years ago, the SNP received endorsements from seven Scottish newspapers. Below is an extract from the Scottish Parliament Information Centre's briefing on the 2011 election to illustrate this point.”

"In the 2011 election, however, the SNP was backed by the Sun, the News of the World, the Scotsman, the Scotland on Sunday, the Sunday Herald and the Scottish Sunday Express. The highest profile newspaper intervention during the campaign came from the Sun which, in a reversal of its position in 2007, endorsed the SNP on 19 April."

Ross also disagrees with Andrew Nicoll’s assessment of the importance of the media in the campaigns.

“The media will have a crucial role in the referendum as it remains the principal means of communicating with voters, along with traditional outlets such as newspapers, TV and radio. There will also be an important role for social media (Twitter, Facebook etc.) particularly in relation to younger voters.”

How do the people who are reading and listening to these stories feel? They are the individuals who are relying on the media in this country to give a fair representation of what a Yes or No vote would entail for Scotland.

Student Collin Teasdale, 25, believes people need to make their own decision, and not rely on the media.

“There is a bias, but that’s always going to happen. Newspapers always put their own spin on things and make sure the story becomes more newsworthy. It’s a big decision so we need to read about it ourselves. I’m not sure many people will, mind you.”

Boots employee, Kayley Melville, 20, does agree there is a bias, but it benefits the Yes campaign.

“There is a bias in the Scottish media with the "Braveheart effect.” The media won’t make much of a difference to me. We are fine the way we are just now.”

Painter and decorator, Kevin Kelly, 52, worries that he isn’t being told the whole truth as he relies heavily on the media to inform him.

“I work most of the day and the only time I get to myself is spent with my family or watching TV, I don’t have the time to look deep into the issues. I watch the news and read the papers, but if they’re not being totally honest, then that does concern me.”

The media will continue to have a big say in the referendum, right up until 2014. There are Facebook pages and marches set up to try and combat the apparent bias shown, but whether or not that will be successful is up for debate. The people who have a bigger say in this decision are the voters. If they are pro-active and they get out to encourage and inspire others to make their own decision, then that will have a greater effect than the media ever will.

Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Is there a lack of ambition amongst this Celtic squad?

After the highs of reaching the last 16 of the Champions League and defeating the world’s best side, who would have thought our best players would be linked with the likes of Reading, Hull and Wolves?

Celtic’s now esteemed scouting system, which is led by John Park, has brought relatively unknowns to Celtic and made some of them Europe’s hottest properties, or so we thought.

Victor Wanyama, Fraser Forster and Gary Hooper all stood-out during our European campaign, which in turn has led to numerous clubs being interested in gaining their services.

At first there were talks of Arsenal, Manchester United and Liverpool all being interested in the three players mentioned above, and rightly so.

Several English club have been watching Wanyama
Victor Wanyama, in my (biased) opinion, could walk into any of
they midfields and not look a bit out of place. He is a perfect fit for a club like Manchester United, even more so now that Paul Scholes has retired for a second time.

Despite this, it’s Premiership new boys Cardiff City who are chasing, and are favourites for our Kenyan midfielder.

I’m sure everyone on Twitter has seen the fans of Cardiff, Southampton and Reading slating Celtic and the SPL, claiming joining their club would be a significant step up for Wanyama or Hooper. You can see the slight amount of logic if he was joining the Premiership, but Reading? Championship Reading would be a step up? You can draw your own conclusions from that.

Celtic have already accepted a bid of £12m from Southampton last week but the midfielder’s agents, Rob Moore and Ivan Modia, dismissed the terms on offer and accused Celtic of trying to railroad a deal — with relations between the two parties now strained.

It is likely that Wanyama will join either Cardiff or Southampton, clubs that are surely below Celtic in terms of their reputation.

Today Liverpool have accepted a £6m offer for Jonjo Shelvey. If this England under-21 player is worth £6m, then surely whoever gets Wanyama for £12m will be laughing.

Wherever he goes, Celtic are going to make an extremely healthy profit, so I shouldn't lose that much sleep over the issue, but Wanyama has proved himself to be more than capable of joining a bigger club. What’s the rush? He’s still young and has plenty of time to make money. Sadly, it seems his agents might be doing the talking for him.

Another player in a similar boat is Englishman Gary Hooper.

Hooper, when playing in the Championship with Scunthorpe, outscored the then Newcastle striker Andy Carroll, who was then rewarded with a £35m move to Liverpool, only to leave for West Ham, for an expected £15m two years later.

Hooper was the player everyone was talking about in the January transfer window, with Norwich chasing the 31-goal hitman throughout the month – even sending a plane for him on the final day.

Despite shining in the Champions League, Hooper hasn’t been linked with top Premiership clubs. Instead there are talks of Hull and Reading wanting him to move down south.

Hooper scored 31 goals in all competitions last year
There are rumours that Hooper would be happy to stay, if he is to become one of the joint top earners at the club. I don’t think he is asking too much. Goal scorers are hard to come by, when you have one, you need to make sure you keep him.

Going by his attitude on the pitch since Christmas, I think it’s clear that Hooper would fancy a move away from Celtic. If this means to Reading or Hull, then that’s his decision. Will moving to one of these clubs really boost his chances of getting an elusive England call-up? Surely the Champions League is a better platform for him.

Former Celtic striker, Frank McGarvey had this to say about Hooper;

"I understand the financial pull of a club that can effectively double your wages.

"But what Gary also has to ask himself is what are his ambitions?

"Celtic's aim this summer is to have a crack at the Champions League again – and there is silverware and medals on offer too."

Times have changed for Celtic, they can’t compete with the ludicrous amounts of money that the English clubs have to spend, but not that many years ago Celtic aces were getting their chance to move to the big teams.

Liam Miller, a flop, I know, got his dream move to Manchester United. Hooper and Wanyama are significantly better players than the Irishman.

Henrik Larsson went on to play for Manchester United and won the Champions League with Barcelona.

One of my favourite Celtic players from recent years is Georgios Samaras. Not only for his qualities as a player, but he has shown the kind of commitment and passion to Celtic that is a rare thing in today’s footballing climate. This quote from the Greek sums up the attitude that every footballer with ambitions and morals should abide by.

“At the end of my career, I'd rather count my medals than count my money.”

Maybe some of this current Celtic squad should look at this and realise what their priorities are.

Thursday, 16 May 2013

(OLD) Celtic book place in Scottish Cup Final

 CELTIC have booked their place in the Scottish Cup Final after a thrilling seven-goal thriller against Dundee United, ending their Hampden ‘curse’ in the process.

Since Neil Lennon was appointed to succeed Tony Mowbary, we have lost numerous big games at the national stadium - five to be precise.

The most recent of which was a 3-2 defeat to St Mirren, in yet another game where we simply did not turn up, meaning we left yet another cup game feeling rather melancholic.

If history had repeated itself against Dundee United, and we missed out on another cup final, serious questions would have been asked about this squad of players and their commitment and passion for this club and what we expect to achieve.
 
Celtic fans, from what I have seen and heard, unanimously agree that Hampden is a lifeless, bromidic ground, and leaving their time and time again empty handed is something that we can no longer accept or be content with.
 
So, could Celtic finally break this dreaded ‘curse’ as it is now known?
 
Celtic got the start that Lennon would have dreamed of.
 
Kris Commons has opened the scoring for Celtic on their previous three visits to the National stadium, and wouldn’t you know it, he did it again!
 
Commons picked up the ball from Victor Wanyama in the second minute of the game and eased past United midfielder Marc Millar before lashing the ball in from 25 yards into the corner of the net for his 17th goal of the season. 16 more than he managed in the whole of last year’s campaign.
 
It would be putting it politely to say Celtic were looking extremely nervy at the back. Despite this, we should have doubled our advantage when, in the 20th minute, Emilio Izaguirre stood a cross up at the back post for fellow full-back Lustig but his header from inside the six-yard box hit the post and John Rankin cleared the ball to safety.
 
Dundee United would make Celtic pay for that miss three minutes later, when Kelvin Wilson mistimed his tackle, leaving Daly to run on and play Mackay-Steven down the right channel and, with the Hoops defence posted missing, he played a one-two with teenager Ryan Gauld before bending a shot past Celtic keeper Fraser Forster from inside the box.
 
United were soon to take the lead, when Barry Douglas swung a teasing ball into the six-yard box. Daly wanted it more and got his reward as he nodded past Fraser Forster to give the Arabs the lead. Deja vu, right?
 
The lead only lasted 80 seconds, however, as Victor Wanyama, who was far from at his best for the Hoops, got on the end of an Izaguirre cross to head Celtic back level. Four goals after 30 minutes made for great showing for the neutral, who were also treated the day before in the other semi-final which saw Hibernian go through after a 4-3 win against Falkirk.
 
The second half saw both sides go all out to get the all-important goal. It was end-to-end stuff, but in the 59th minute, Izaguirre raced up the left, taking a Wanyama pass and when his cross came into the middle, Commons did not appear to know too much about it as it bounced off his chest/arm and trundled over the line. Not as spectacular as his first, but they all count.
 
11 minutes later, however, United were level again.
 
The unmarked Daly looped a header from Mackay-Steven's cross over Forster and in off the post. The cup final place, once more, was up for grabs.
 
The game finished like this meaning extra-time was required to separate the sides, who had produced a memorable semi-final. Substitute Anthony Stokes came out and got the goal that would prove to be the winner after 104 minutes of play.
 
Celtic, it appears, had broken their Hampden Curse, and will go on to face Hibs in the final on May 26.
 
Semi-finals are all about winning the tie and getting through. However, there were some serious concerns that I feel should be pointed out. I hope this game will give the players a physiological boost going into the final, after it appeared some of the squad were suffering from nerves.
 
Efe Ambrose was a bomb scare all afternoon. He is clearly a talented player, and likes to run with the ball, but there was times when that over-confidence gave the ball away and could easily have cost us the game.
 
Another player who I think is already planning his summer holidays is Gary Hooper. I, along with the vast majority of fans wanted Hooper to stay in January. But since then it appears he has lost his hunger and spark.
 
In my opinion, and it is just my opinion, Hooper was very poor today. His first touch was slack, he was struggling to complete the most simplest of passes and didn’t seem to have any sort of imagination. This clearly frustrated the Celtic fans, as they booed Neil Lennon’s decision to take off Commons and not Hooper.
 
Hooper has been brilliant for Celtic, scoring some crucial goals. I just feel it’s pretty clear he knows he will have to go to England to get his international call-up. I hope I am wrong, of course. I hope the likes of Hooper, Wanyama, and Forster can repay the faith the manager and fans have shown them since they moved to our club, in the final few games of the season.
 
Overall, I’m sure everyone was pleased with the result today and is relieved to get that ever-growing monkey off our backs. Let’s hope that continues on May 26, and we can complete the league and cup double.

Monday, 6 May 2013

Is Lennon immune from criticism

Sunday’s 1-1 draw with Ross County in Dingwall confirmed Celtic will finish this season with fewer points than Tony Mowbray’s side did in 2009/10.

That being the case, should Lennon and his side face any sort of criticism, despite winning the league with four games remaining?

It has been well-documented this season that Celtic have been far from their best in numerous games in the SPL. But some fans still seem to be wrapping Lennon and his side in cotton wool, defending them from any sort of criticism.

“We’ve won the league, it doesn’t matter what the results are from now on.” I have read this on Twitter and other sites numerous times.

I’m sure the fans who are paying their hard-earned cash to travel to support Celtic will certainly disagree. If Lennon knows his side aren't going to perform to an acceptable standard, why can’t he let the fans know prior to kick-off to save them money?

If Lennon wasn’t a ‘Celtic man’, for example Gordon Strachan, then there would be a lynch mob outside Celtic Park calling for him to quit.

The Champions League run was fantastic and we, in every sense of the word, over-achieved. That for me, however, does not excuse the fact that Celtic have been woeful this season domestically. The public wooing of Lennon is tiresome and needs to stop. He is a good manager, yes, but why can’t he motivate his side when it comes to league duties? It doesn't help when he’s in the stand most weeks mind you.

I can imagine people reading this and angrily cursing at me, “We won the league, what more do you want, you closet hun?!”

Well, here’s a little perspective and a breakdown of how we have performed this season. I won’t bore you by talking excessively about the omission of Rangers from this year’s top flight, but it’s a relevant point. Had a full-strength living Rangers been competing this year, they would have mopped the floor with us. It’s not relevant to say, “Oh, but we would have raised the bar if Rangers were here.” That’s a nonsense thing to say. Fans are paying money expecting this side to give their best. It isn’t just a one-off game. We are consistently under-performing.

Anyway, I digress - our league form.

Away from home this season, we have won eight games out of 18. Motherwell have won nine.

Has it led to vociferous protests against Lennon and the team? No, it hasn’t. Some fans are blindfolded due to our Champions League run and the omission of our former rivals.

After the draw in Dingwall, we have now gone six SPL away matches without a win - our worst run in the league since going 10 away games without a victory in 1994/95. That is a shocking and embarrassing stat, which must be addressed.

Winning eight out of 18 games away surely merits some form of criticism? Stats such as these justify why none of our players were nominated for Player of the Year. I would make a case for Commons, but a weak one at that.

In Tony Mowbray’s “disaster” season, the “worst one ever”, we ended up with a total of 81 points – we now cannot reach that tally for this season.

Even today (6-5-13) Neil Lennon has taken to his Twitter account to defend his team. Is the pure denial? Here are some of his quotes that stood out for me.

“I didn’t see anything wrong with the attitude yesterday” – He must be the only one.

“We have a cup final so season is not fizzling out. And the league was won a fortnight ago” – Is this an excuse for the players to under-perform? I hope not…

“Am (sic) using the whole squad..the edge isn’t there at min (sic)as league is already won” – Don’t tell me he is starting to believe the nonsense that he is reading on his timeline. The players have the obligation to go out and perform until the final day. We are spending money to support them, the very least they could do is put a bit of effort in.

I’m far from a “Lennon out!” man. I admire Lennon as a man and a manager for everything he has went through in Scotland, but I’m pretty fed up of being slated every time I wish to question anything he does.

Another cause for concern is that if this inconsistency continues, supporters will postpone renewing their season tickets. Why should we spend our money when we’re turning up watching half-hearted performances every week? 

Winning the league is great, but we are also paying to be entertained throughout the season.

Attendances (oh no, not this again…) are important to the club and have been terrible this year. If that is to improve, a bit part of that is down to the players. If they can perform to a high enough standard, then attendances will get better.

Bottom line, I wrote this article, as I do with every article, to find out what the fans think. Should Lennon face any sort of criticism for this year’s domestic performance, or is winning the league purely enough?

Twitter: @Kieran_Psyl 

Monday, 4 March 2013

Watt's happened to Tony?


Watt made an extremely impressive start at Celtic
Remember that teenager who scored against Barcelona to give Celtic one of their greatest ever wins? Where has he gone?

Since that night, it seems Tony Watt has drifted further and further away from first team selection. After such a promising start to his Celtic career, I am just curious as to why he isn’t getting much of a shout now.

Watt, prior to signing for Airdrie, had only played football for fun. When he impressed in a bounce game at under 17 level, he soon broke into Airdrie’s first team. During the January transfer market in 2011, several clubs were looking at Watt and considering making a move for him. These included the likes of Liverpool, Fulham, Celtic and Rangers. After a trial with Rangers and a week’s training with Liverpool, he signed for Celtic on January 4, for a reported £80,000 on a three-year contract.

Watt impressed during the early stages of his Celtic career, including scoring a goal against Barcelona in the NextGen Series.

Watt turned the game at 'Well in Celtic's favour
Celtic manager Neil Lennon then decided young Watt was ready to make his full Celtic debut.

That day came on April 22, 2012, when he came on as a substitute away to Motherwell. The game was drifting when the 18-year-old striker replaced Pawel Brozek in the 59th minute, but it came to life when he volleyed in a Victor Wanyama cross three minutes later from a tight angle. With the travelling support still celebrating, he drove low past Well goalkeeper Darren Randolph from the edge of the box, to make a name for himself and give the Celtic fans more reasons to be optimistic for the future. It seemed we had another bright, talented star on our hands.

With the omission of Rangers from Scotland’s top flight this year, I, for one, was confident this would be the ideal chance for Neil Lennon to bring through players from the reserve and youth leagues. The likes of Watt, McGeough, the Twardzik twins and many more.

This looked to be the case, Watt was involved in Celtic’s squad more week than not. This season, Watt has made 24 appearances in all competitions, scoring six goals. Is this too much for someone so young and still in the early stages of his development?

That’s one of the question that many Celtic fans are asking about Tony Watt. Although he has shown himself to be an excellent prospect, it’s easy to forget that he is only 19-years-old. He has went through a lot, in footballing terms, for such a young man - has this played a negative or positive role in his career to date?

On the 7th of November, Celtic welcomed Barcelona to Glasgow, and, well, you know what happens. Watt came on and scored what proved to be the winner against the world’s best side. Is there a concern he peaked too early? Watt wants to prove this isn’t the case.

Watt was a regular in the Celtic first team squad
“The Barca game’s behind me. I’ve only scored one goal for Celtic since I scored against them, so I need to prove to the fans I’m not just a one hit wonder.” Watt admitted.

So after such a promising start, why has he fallen out of favour with Neil Lennon?

I have seen a few fans claiming Watt’s attitude has been a problem since he scored against Barcelona. Has the fame gone to his head? The last thing you want a young, hopeful talent to have is a big ego. Confidence and a certain degree of swagger (apologies for using the word swagger in one of my articles) is understandable for footballers. But is this why Lennon isn’t picking him on a more regular basis now?

I think something must be wrong if Miku and Lassad are getting the nod, in front of Watt. I would rather see a youngster come off the bench to make a difference. I’m sure this isn’t an unpopular opinion amongst the Celtic support.

Bright future
Seems a bit strange how he can go from scoring against Barcelona, to being demoted back to the under 20’s squad. I have also seen some fans claim he isn’t putting the effort in when training. As well as acting ‘the big shot’ whilst out and about in Glasgow. Obviously this is all pure speculation.

Perhaps I am looking too much into this. Lennon is a smart man and manager, he knows what he’s doing, but some clarity would be appreciated. Is it just the case that he wants to protect one of our hottest prospects, or is there something that we aren’t being told?

Celtic have had previous players who have promised so much from their career, but for one reason or another, it hasn’t worked out.

Liam Miller is the first one that springs to mind. I won’t go in-depth about this, but after he finally broke into the Celtic squad in the 03/04 season, he put in numerous impressive performances, including scoring goal in the Champions League against Lyon. After turning down a contract with Celtic, he moved to Manchester United where it didn’t work out. He is now playing with Perth Glory.

There are other examples, such as Craig Beattie, David Marshall, Paul Caddis (remember him?!) and I could go on. I just hope Tony Watt won’t be added to this list. He has a fantastic opportunity, one that everyone reading this would have at one point or another dreamed about, he needs to work hard and keep his head down.

The aim of this article was to find out what everyone thinks about this about the Tony Watt situation. What do you think is the case? Feel free to leave a comment putting across your opinions.

Twitter: @Kieran_Psyl

Wednesday, 20 February 2013

Urban Dictionary's post angers Kirkcaldy MSP

WHAT do the “inbred psychopaths” of Kirkcaldy make of Urban Dictionary?

The American website Urban Dictionary’s definition of Kirkcaldy was branded as “disgusting” last week by local MSPs, but is it accurate to an extent?

The website, which describes itself as “the dictionary you wrote” caused controversy when it characterised local Kirkcaldy people as “contorted and inbred psychopaths.”
The Links Market is one of the busiest times for the town

Perhaps a tad harsh.

Local MSP David Torrance certainly thinks so anyway. Despite the post clearly being a bit tongue-in-cheek...clearly...Torrance still finds the description highly offensive.

“I’m absolutely disgusted by the comments on this website,” he said. “At the end of the day, people reading that will have in their minds an impression of what this town is and I’m really annoyed by what’s on there.”

I thought he would be proud to represent such constituents who enjoy, as described on the website, “heroin, alcoholism, pregnancy, begging and aggressive homophobia and racism.”

Similar to Wikipedia, posts are submitted by the public and not the actual website. The post goes on to ingeniously insult the town.

“It is situated along the rusted trolley-ridden coastline of the county of Fife in the post-apocalyptic wasteland of Scotland.”

I’m sure everyone appreciates them sugar-coating it, as much as I do.

What do the local people think of it? Do they agree with the description on the website, or do they part on the side of the MSPs?

Town's local college
16-year-old Lauren Brown, a Kirkcaldy resident, thinks the post is true to an extent.

“Some of it is true, and let’s face it, pretty funny. The real problem with Fife is there are no jobs and the place looks dull. Someone needs to do something about it.”

When asked to describe the town in three words, she went with, “boring, dull and grey.” Slightly better than “contorted, inbred and psychopaths.”

Lauren Richardson, 19, who is a student in Kirkcaldy, chooses to see the humours side of the site’s post.

“I think it’ hilarious, I definitely agree with parts of it. Perhaps theses MSPs should take a walk around Kirkcaldy and actually see what it’s like.”

She said this whilst shooting up and sexting her cousin, coincidently.

Not everyone sees the funny side, though. Brian Jones, 37, thinks the exact opposite of the town. 

“Kirkcaldy is a peaceful town. It is also a very important part of Scotland’s history.”

Michelle McShane is also a student from Kirkcaldy, she agrees with Brian and that the town clearly isn’t as bad as made out.

“I think Kirkcaldy is a nice place to live, it has great shops and I love the beach. The post on Urban Dictionary was inaccurate and offensive."

Ravenscraig offers some stunning sights
Kirkcaldy does have some beautiful scenery and parks available for the town’s residents. I obviously don’t agree with the post, hence why I took a sarcastic tone whilst discussing it. Whatever you make of the post, I think it should be remembered that it is up there for a joke and exaggerates to make each description funnier. The humour was clearly lost on Mr Torrance.

Thursday, 14 February 2013

5 highlights of Champions League

DESPITE being all but knocked-out of the Champions League on Tuesday, there have been numerous high points in our campaign.

When discussing Celtic in the Champions League, I always find myself coming back to ITV’s tweet, where they disrespectfully wrote off any chance of Celtic qualifying from their group.

We did qualify, with a record for a Scottish team 10 points. Throughout the course of the competition, we managed to get a very large monkey off our backs, restore a bit of pride to Scottish football after months of chaos ruining the reputation of our game, and we even managed to beat one of the best teams to ever grace the sport. Not bad, eh?

After Tuesday’s first leg 3-0 defeat to Juventus, I feel like I need a pick-me-up. So I have decided to look back on my five Champions League highlights from this year’s campaign. All Celtic related, of course. Enjoy this piece of nostalgia.

NUMBER 5: Samaras’ goal in the Camp Nou. 

After securing our first ever away win in the Champions League group stages (I will come back to this in more detail later), we traveled to Spain to face the best team in the world.

Confidence was high after the Spartak win and there was a real sense of optimism around Celtic. The dream turned to reality when an 18th minute header from Giorgios Samaras found the back of the net. It was one of the moments you will always remember and I’m sure this goal sparked jubilant celebrations all-round the country, and indeed, the world.

This goal gave Celtic something to defend, something to cling on to. It took a genius bit of attacking play to break down the Celtic defence, when after some slick passing, Iniesta scored on the stroke of half-time. Celtic defended brilliantly in the second half, but it wouldn't be enough to snatch a famous draw. In the 94 minute, Jordi Alba snuck round the back post unnoticed and tapped in the winner.

Despite the defeat, Samaras’ goal and some heroic defending gave Celtic fans real belief that we could compete at this level once again.  It’s not every season you get to say your team had the lead away to Barcelona. Samaras would go on to be our top scorer with three goals.
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NUMBER 4: Win at home to Spartak 

In our final game of the group stages, we welcomed Spartak Moskva to Celtic Park. In order to gain qualification to the round of 16, Celtic had to better Benfica’s result, they were away to Barcelona.

Going in to the game I thought all we had to do was win and that should be enough to qualify, as I expected Barcelona to beat Benfica. Gary Hooper’s 21st minute strike settled a lot of nerves around Celtic Park, despite it still being goalless in the Camp Nou.

Those nerves swiftly returned after Ari scored with a clever chip over the onrushing Fraser Forster six minutes before the break. As thing stood, Celtic would not be qualifying as Benfica were still holding the group leaders to a 0-0 draw.

As we entered the final 10 minutes, there was now a feeling that Celtic would have to score in order to progress, as the Benfica game look destined to finish goalless. Then with nine minutes to go, a great touch on his chest from Samaras, allowed him to step past the Spartak defender Marek Suchy, who then fouled the Greek to give Celtic a penalty.  This was smashed down the middle from Kris Commons to send Celtic fans into hysterics. Spartak’s Kallstrom was then sent off to make Celtic’s task a bit more straight forward. We qualified and could look forward to playing the last 16 for the first time in five years.
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NUMBER 3: Spartak 2 Celtic 3

At last, finally, Celtic had won away from home in the Champions League!

19 times Celtic had traveled away from home in this competition and never won. Quite fitting that the timing of the winning goal was in injury time, the same way in which we had lost so many of our previous outings.

The game had started well with Gary Hooper giving us the lead in the 12 minute, converting Lustig’s cross with a brilliant touch to find the bottom corner. Then two goals either side of half-time from Emenike put Spartak in front.

Celtic responded well to going behind and the 63rd-minute dismissal of Juan Insaurralde, gave Celtic’s travelling support some belief. After a clever move from Celtic, Gary Hooper played the ball into the path of James Forrest, who seen his shot saved but then rebounded in by Dmitri Kombarov to restore parity. minute, a cross from Emilio Izaguirre was expertly headed into the far corner by Samaras to give Celtic a famous win.

Neil Lennon was full of praise at full-time: “I'm probably the proudest man in Europe tonight. I cannot speak highly enough of the players. They were magnificent at a very tough venue against an excellent side.”
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NUMBER 2 Display and atmosphere against Barcelona

I considered lumping this in with the actual result of beating Barcelona, but the atmosphere was so good I think it deserves a place on its own.

The day after Celtic celebrated their 125 anniversary, we welcomed the mighty Barcelona to Celtic Park. As far as birthday guests go, it doesn't get much bigger. It’s like inviting Rihanna to be a stripper at your 21, or getting Craig Whyte to come along to do stand-up, mass excitement.

Full credit must be given to the Green Brigade for the effort they went to, to put together such a breath-taking display. With Barcelona coming to town there was excitement in the air anyway, this was Celtic’s biggest game of the season. The best team in the world were coming to Glasgow. The excitement was only added to by the full-stadium display which would have been broadcasted around the world. The atmosphere throughout the game will be something I never forget. The feeling of jubilation taking a two-goal lead at home to the Catalan giants was brilliant. The night was always going to be special, the display, atmosphere and result meant the game will live long in ever Celtic fan’s memory.
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NUMBER 1: Beating Barcelona

I’m sure this is the choice that most Celtic fans would've picked as their single highlight of the Champions League this year.

I mentioned the atmosphere earlier, so I won’t go into too much detail about that again. We went into the game as underdogs. This was before the team picked by Lennon would include the omissions of our leading scorer, Gary Hooper, club captain Scott Brown, James Forrest and Emilio Izagurrie.

Even with a weakened team, we were ruthless and showed brilliant tenacity. Celtic, against all odds, took the lead in the 21st minute when Victor Wanyama powered over Marc Bartra to send a towering header past Victor Valdes in the Barcelona goal. After being part of the pre-match full stadium display, the Celtic fans raised the noise which would have intimidated even the most experienced players.

From that point on, it was attack after attack from the Catalan giants. But as Sky Sports pundit Gary Neville put it, “It was controlled defending by Celtic” Towards the end of the match, Barcelona turned to their bench and made three changes. Cue 60,000 gulps. Cesc Fabregas, David Villa and Gerard Pique all came on. But it was Celtic’s substitute, 18-year-old Tony Watt, who would make the headlines.

A long ball from Fraser Forster was mistimed by Xavi, and Watt ran through and finished like he had been doing it at this level for years. This sparked celebration in the stand like I have never seen before – sheer jubilation.

Despite a late goal from Lionel Messi, Celtic held on to the result that will live long in the memory. This was a brilliant night for Celtic and the whole of Scottish football.

This was not a difficult choice for my number one highlight.
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